 27/08/2008 Kid Rock, who achieved number one success in the UK after 17 years churning out music the UK public couldn’t care less about, has revealed how he urinated on a festival boss’s sofa.
Kid Rock failed to play at the Download Festival after organisers claimed he’d been taken to hospital. But speaking to tabloid newspaper The Daily Star, Kid Rock claims that he didn’t play because they treated him: “Like a fuck”.
In other words, he threw a good ol’ fashioned wobbly when he didn’t get his own way.
So what exactly did Download do to make Kid Rock so angry he decided to piss on the festival boss’s sofa? “There was just one trailer for my whole band. We had no water, no bathroom, no rider.” Man, that’s really not on, is it? I mean… really! That’s like the Queen’s butler sending her to Wetherspoon’s to take a dump, because he’s too damn lazy to phone a plumber.
“The final straw was when they wouldn’t give my crew any food or drinks vouchers,” continued Kid Rock. “I called the promoter and told him he had two hours to get it sorted or I was out. They did nothing so I visited the promoter’s office, took a piss on his couch and left.”
Planet Notion did a similar thing on the boss’s Chicken Sub, after he sent us on the lunch-run for the 40th week running. He never reads this website so he’ll never know. Fact... |
